Best of Autocorrect
I CAN’T BREATHE OMG
Literally. Where is my air.
These always make me piss myself omg
hahahahah omg
Haha holy shit i cant breathe
July 2011
Play
1:18
When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet.
You:
Them:
you:
When my crush says my name.
Outside
Inside my head
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE SO TRUE!! Ahhhh not fair not fairrr lol.
June 2011
Reblog if you always follow back, KEEP THIS GOING!
i need some new people to follow :3
when you do the Cat Daddy ..
expectation:
reality:
OH MY GOD
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
put a ♥ in my inbox
[] You’re cute.
[] You’re handsome/pretty.
[] You’re nice.
[] You’re intimidating!
[] I’d kiss you.
[] I’d date you.
[] I love you.♥
[] I’d fuck you.
[] I’d take you on a date.
[] I’d give you a lapdance.
[] I miss you!
[] Hit me up!
[] I don’t know you, but that should change.
random: i love my hamster, her name is Gibby.
I could stare at this all day.
does this ever even end ?!
xrsteezy: bobbiebee: Drop a number in my ask?platypusface: Shoe Size:Sexual... →
xrsteezy.tumblr.com
- Shoe Size:
- Sexual Orientation:
- Do you Smoke?
- Do you Drink?
- Do you Take Drugs?
- Age you get mistaken for:
- Have Tattoos?
- Want any tattoos
- Got any Piercings?
- Want any piercings?
- Best friend?
- Relationship status:
- Biggest turn ons:
Reblog if you're from Hawai'i and you're bored.
Day 3
Well today i woke up and drove into town. I ate breakfast at my grandmothers place. A while late i went to Sandy Beach with a couple of my friends. We stayed there for a couple of hours then went costco to eat. After we went to roosevelt to do some workouts. Later on i went home to eat dinner, watched Star Wars Episode III, went out with friends again, visited my gf, then went home.
Math Pick Up Lines
9x - 7i < 3 (3x -7u)= 9x - 7i < 9x - 21u
= -7i < -21u (cancel out the 9x)
simplified: i <3 u !
